Daily Archives: December 12, 2013

Ode to Kitty – a #poem


I need a little break from Brené at the moment. That post earlier today kicked my ass.

My cat is a wanderer. Of fifty feet. My neighbors have an unfortunate habit of letting him “sneak in” because he’s just so adorable.

He’s our cat. He was there a week this time. She swears they’re not feeding him and I believe her, but someone is because the feeling I get from the face he gives me when I now >plink! plink! plink!< the kibble into his little metal bowl is:

"no you didn't."  (c) farm4.staticflickr.com

“no you didn’t.” he says when the kibble drops. “o yes i did,” i say as i drop one more.
(c) farm4.staticflickr.com

So he leaves. And goes straight to my neighbor’s front door. They are lovely people. They used to have a cat and dog, so they’re pet friendly. They also swear they’re not feeding him. But a week goes by and he ain’t eatin’ here (see pic above to assure you), and he looks:

like this.

like this.

I’m sorry, that wasn’t any good…



Wait, this… 



Gak! no, this…

there. there's the money shot.

yikes. where’s the football? there’s the money shot. just really bad lighting. but imagine it’s good lighting.

I don’t blame him. His sister is mean to him; she growls and hisses at him. He’s very mellow, she’s a bit uptight.

Murphy tries to mount him or put him in his mouth from time to time, “I dunno, Ma, is he a sex toy or a food?” he queries.

The kids are loud here and when he goes over there, it’s like a spa. Candles are glowing, the hum of the fridge is the only sound, maybe a ticking clock in the distant background…

Shit, maybe I should go over there. So instead of going to yoga today, I wrote a poem.

So I present unto you this (and I can’t stop thinking in verse now):


ode to kitty:

dear prodigal kitty with your eyes green and pretty
you’d been missing a week, it was hard.

upon a neighbor’s couch microfiber
you fancied yourself suburban tiger
while the boy who adores
fear’d you’d gone very far.

it’s not your fault that you wandered
it’s the rules you had squandered
when the call of wet food and low noise cast their allure

your sister did not miss you,
she threw no mauls nor she hiss’d you
but we blame our daft neighbors, we endure

for it was their move to keep you
safe and warm and “not feed” you
which we believed not a beat when t’was uttered

what did you dine on?
while your boys they did pine on
was your kibble so moist and well buttered?

. . .

“i don’t want a new pet; can do without hassle”
she said as Dad swept you away, flying dutch
“then why days if no hassle, yet over here! in your castle?”
he asked with your big bod in his clutch

she urged protestations
continued on manifestations
of neither her blame
her account, nor respons’bil’ity

his response: “ ’tis the rules of the ‘hood
neither bad, neither good
t’which we adhere and that keep civility:

do not take in other’s kitties
not on farms, burgs or cities
when their home is scant paw-steps away”

of it he regaled as he walked in our door,
“t’was nothing real, it all, just a bore
she cried ’twas not my touch! do not blame me for such!’
gah! ears tire for she protested too much.”

stay home here big gray kitty
do not go in that door
which she widely holds open and claims you sneak in
we all know far better,
it’s their food that is wetter
which you eat far too much to be thin.

he loves it when we hold him. see? he just sinks right in.

he loves it when we hold him. see? he just sinks right in.

thank you.

30 Days of Brené Brown — Day 11: #voicemail #memories #warped #courage


Welcome to Day 11 of “30 Days of Brené Brown.” I’ll be honest… these are starting to get on my nerves. It’s all courage blah blah vulnerability blah blah truth blah blah…courage …  I am getting Brenéweary. I am Browning out. Here’s today’s quote:

Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen. ― Brené BrownDaring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead

Just so you both know: it’s hard to write every day about something like this.

It’s hard to fall out of bed, crawl in the darkness to my bathrobe, pull it off the hook without tearing it, roll around on the floor to put it on, crawl into my bathroom to brush my teeth, slither over to my son’s room, wake him up without actually waking myself up, make him get dressed and eat food and be nice, walk him to school and smile and nod at people I barely know, drop him off and come back home and sit here and write about Brené Brown and her vulnerability research.

Writing this post reminds me of the prep scenes in “Rocky” waking at 4am, drinking raw eggs, putting on dirty sweats, going out into the cold Philadelphia darkness and running for no reason and punching at shit that wasn’t there. I feel like I’m whiffing all over the place with these quotes.

Indulge me: Someone I know in flesh and blood said that she looked forward to my writing about Brown’s stuff because Brown has a tendency to REPEAT HERSELF CONTINUOUSLY.

I know, there are people (sssh, they’re everywhere) of all ages who are completely asleep and have no clue about their personal train wrecks, but I think it’s time for Brené to write about something else.

I’d like to totally give up on this quote but I won’t. I am a fighter. I’ve got this.

The book cited, Daring Greatly, does have to do with parenting which is so important and so hard to do. So I’ll keep on keeping on. I learned how to parent as a child.

While it’s easy to screw up at parenting, it’s also easy to make up for that screw up. Kids are forgiving but they’re not stupid.

All you have to do is own it.


Fix it and change.

Speaking of apologies, I have a message on my cell phone from my mother on the day after my 45th birthday. I can’t remember how she got my number because I tried to never call her from it because she would then call it incessantly and I’d never get a moment’s peace. No joke. I once had to block her.

yes. all true.

yes. all true.

Do you know what it’s like to grow up with a mother who calls you constantly and obsessively about shit that you couldn’t even beGIN to care about?

And when you tried to talk about the things YOU cared about, you were dismissed or fought with?

Of course you do, you’re still here.

Look, no one is perfect, we’ve got that. But … ok, back to that message.

I’m fairly certain the birthday phone call started with her pretending to be Marilyn Monroe when she sang to JFK and then I said, “Thank you, thank you. Please stop now… thank you…heh heh <nervous laugh> please Mom, stop now.”

Then she would say what she always said to me (but I learned on Thanksgiving that she never said to to my brother), “It’s my birthday too because I did all the work!”

I’d laugh and my stomach would hurt from the nausea and bile.


for leslhugs.

Then she’d conjure a fictional memory so as to make my past seem less chaotic. Or, she would cull a true chaotic memory and somehow rationalize it. I’m pretty sure the conversation went pear-shaped from there.

If patterns hold true, I likely said something about the recollection being inaccurate and thanked her for calling. Nice but with a jab.

Then she would’ve likely said, “You’re mistaken. It happened the way I said it did…” or “You’ve lost your sense of humor,” or “That’s too bad you don’t remember the good times…” and then my blood would boil (at newly 2 5 8 9 10 11 13 14 16 17 19 20 22 26 32 33 34 36 40 41 43 45).

Then I’d grow fangs. I’d say something like, “You do what you need to do to insure your happy brainwaves. I will hold on to my memories unadulterated by your fiction” (we really loved each other, I swear).

And then she would groan and say something like, “Oh Maaally. Well, I’m sorry you don’t remember it that way. I’m sorry I was such a failure. I’m sorry I was such a disappointment. I’m sorry you don’t see the good times and I suppose that’s my fault too because I didn’t work hard to help you remember them; you only remember, Maaally, what you want to remember and that can be the way you cope… I’m sorry for whatever it is you said I did, OhhhhKAAAAAY?  … Maaally.”

‘Help [me] remember them…’ Mmmmkay.

Then I’d lose it and we’d have a nail slicer of a fight and I’d end up having to get off the phone because I was about to break something and she was so passive “My, you’re quite worked up.” Or she would say, “Well, it’s too bad you don’t understand how it was for me…..” -about it all or “You’ll be sorry you said that when I’m dead…” -kind of thing (she said that all the time) and then we’d disconnect. Only this time on the phone.

I’m sure she called me back to try to bridge one of the many crevasses. So what started out as some sort of olive branch eventually morphed after the first 30 seconds into a back-handed apology: “I think you’re a little emotional because it’s your birthday and I really don’t take a lot of what you say very seriously…” and she’d fade out or the TV volume would increase and that was the message.

I still have that message.

My father wants me to delete it. I don’t think I will. I can’t really. Why? Because I need it to remind me that despite my sadness over her death, she was really, an incredibly difficult person to be around and that I need to keep it for balance during my bouts of false guilt. I also need it because I really miss her voice, it was a lovely voice, full of depth and range. I can hear it now… saying nice things.

There were times when it wasn’t always so bad, I do know this. But even then, I felt like she wasn’t always listening to me. That’s the part that hurts. That’s when I do my best to suppress the fangs.

Her self-absorption was another entire entity. Seating for me and her at a café (which never happened) would require three chairs and a bag of salt.

Gah, I’m all over the map today. Those memories hurt. I can’t believe I’m actually sharing it. That’s part of the stuff that’s going to go in my memoir, which I’m 10 pages into.

So, yeah, as a parent and as a human being, I’m showing up, listening to others. I’m doing my utmost to break some sick cycles. I’m letting myself be seen. Are you?

As for the memoir, I’m not speaking ill of the dead; I’m just reporting. It’s a goal, that if I ever publish it, to help other people who’ve grown up in a world similar to mine. There isn’t a lot of content about this from the surviving child perspective. A lot of it is clinical and self-helpish. Sometimes people just want to know they’re not alone and sometimes they need to laugh to remember they can. I know I can do that for people.

In the end, I came to accept her more, expect less of her, see her more three-dimensionally just before she died. The last time I saw her was so different from all the others. There was a softness to her that was reassuring and foreboding. That acceptance of her is what matters to me. I wonder about the timing of it all… that that was what she was supposed to teach me: learn to see limitations, not to expect so much of things and then have it slip away >poof!< like that. I dunno. I could do this all day…. bore you to tears with my meanderings. Save it for the memoir…

Back to Brown: show up and be seen. The inverse: stay back and be invisible.

Thank you.